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More posts on food today then previously. I must be hungry.

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Look Who’s talking now..

(Clearly it’s only her stomach, and she’s been answering alright)

Once again the Japanese have figured out a new way to freak us out. Imagine Thanksgiving dinner and whipping out one of these right before the butternut squash soup. Somehow I don’t think it would work over here. I do see a better use for it though. Picture this. You’re on the beach. Your girl decides to get frisky and give you that bj you’ve been asking for all month. But, surprise, surprise, she doesn’t swallow (anymore – that ’s over with as you know.) So what’s a convenient way to ensure you don’t mess your shirt up instead? Voila – thanks Japan!

Nibbles, the adorable pet feline of Catwoman, finally realized why her litter box had to be changed so often, she told a social service intervention counselor yesterday. “I know I eat a lot, but some of those “Leave behinds” were bigger than me, or is that I?” She continued, ” Miss Pussy (Catwoman), would yell and berate me in front of all of the other cats for having to change the box so often, it was soooo humiliating.

Not having the knowledge or ability to set up a hidden webcam to post on YouTube, Nibbles opted to move in with uncle Batman and his life partner Robin. Catwoman still denies all accusations.

Ernie gives Bert his Birthday present

Sesame Street Insider- It’s long been rumored that Bert and Ernie are lovers. Seeing that the two adult Muppet men live and take baths together this may be true but who really cares? What’s disconcerting is that Ernie is just plain foul and does not understand the rules of bathing together. Number 1 OK, Number 2 Not OK.

Bubbles Jackson talks to Larry King

AP- Bubbles Jackson has resurfaced recently and is claiming to be the sole heir to the Michael Jackson estate. It is rumored that he has already thrown feces on Joe and Latoya Jackson, the two most embarrassing family members. Emmanuel Lewis aka Webster is reportedly up in arms, saying he was Jackson’s original boy toy.

The Pug Factory

New evidence surfaced today that the cute little dog that you call a Pug is actually being manufactured in Gardena, CA. A disgruntled unnamed employee sent this photo from their iphone. Our experts are looking to see if the image has been doctored, but so far we believe this to be authentic. More to follow…