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Here’s Pamela Anderson, apparently hawking something that none of us care about. But there was a time when she could have sold us cold dog crap and we’d have bought it. That was prior to the sun damage, fake eyebrows and the gonorrhea/syphilis double smack-down her vagina regularly gives it’s victims. So be thankful you’ll have a Happy Valentine’s day with your loved one, knowing your bare pee-pee won’t light up the room like you’re wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom.