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Because JustWrongGreetings.com loves you (and is likely the culprit who gave you herpes last Christmas), we will be posting some daily love, as a reminder to send a card to your loved one.

Today our heart goes to Tila Tequila, the Asian bi-midget who could have been cute if she wasn’t so batshit insane. And a camera whore. And a feaster of publicity even if it means trampling on the death of a young girl. Ah, Tila. You are what Valentine’s Day is all about. Now let’s start making motorboat sounds between those silicon mounds.