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Garmin, long known for there GPS systems have just added a new Sex GPS to their successful product line. Intended for the sexually challenged this product will direct the users to the sensitive spots they need to get to. You can set it for Foreplay which includes many detours or for Quickie, if you are short on time. It also include a log book of routes you have taken with different people. This feature is best kept password protected.

Unfortunately the Garmin Sex GPS only works once you have wooed your partner to your bedroom. It can not aid in you finding someone to have sex with your sorry ass. Although it does offer a list of 1 900 numbers in the self service mode.